1. You’ve Stopped Bringing 2-Buck Chuck to Parties
Your friends used to call you, “the classy one,” because you actually brought wine to parties instead of beer or cheap vodka. Too bad it was Two-Buck Chuck. These days, you’re expected to bring wine that cost at least $10.
2. You’d Rather Save Time Than Money
You stopped schlepping your laundry to the laundromat and now use a laundry service. You don’t divvy up the check equally at restaurants anymore. You don’t go to the dollar store down the street because the bodega is easier.
3. A Crazy Night Means Netflix and Seamless
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When you say you’re going to stay up late for a dinner and a movie on Friday night, it means you’re going to pass out right after 10 p.m. from too much delivery Mexican food and “Breaking Bad”.
4. You Just Found Out Kids Born in 1995 Can Legally Drink
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Kendall Jenner can now legally drink. Repeat after me: Kendall Jenner can now legally drink. And so can half the kids from the new X-Men movies.