Shoes are often a fashionista’s best friend, but these wacky kicks leave a lot to be desired. Some are totally ugly, while others are completely unrealistic. Ten pairs of shoes that won’t make you want to run out to the store immediately to buy them.

From slippers made out of moles to platform shoes you can dial 911 with, we’ve dug through the dreck to find the weirdest, craziest, most jaw-droppingly bizarre footwear options around.